Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President by David Letterman

Found this posting on Facebook and thought it was hilarious coz its so true. Haha! I tried looking for a video but I couldn't find one just to see if David Letterman really did this on his show. Oh, well still funny!

If you are Pinoy (Filipino) then you will definitely get this.

 

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President

By David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics,
2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and
an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put
the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden
spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst… psst" or "hoy.hoyhoy!"

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER I REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS…

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

Thirsty Thursday @ Home

I've been sick the whole week and it progressed day by day. Started with itchy throat on Monday and fever on Tuesday. By Wednesday, I can feel my Asthma just lingering around together with some chest congestion. And here comes Thursday, they all came together as if it was a grand reunion of the whole week. LOL!

I've been thinking of puffing some from my inhaler but I'm not one to rely on it. I've had inhalers for the longest time but because of stories that I've heard from the inhaler dependents, I am too scared to be one.

I decided to take two puffs on Thursday finally. Lil stupid me didn't check my puff count and thought off looking at the expiration date. All I know was this was subscribed to me last on 2009. Sure enough, my inhaler has been expired since January of 2009. No wonder my throat has been extra dry whenever I take it whenever I have attacks when I'm playing volleyball or having bad allergy attacks.

I called my friend who works for the clinic if he can fit me in to a last minute appointment and thankfully there was one right after work. I was able to get three years supply of inhalers and I am good to go! YAY!

I am known for some Thirsty Thursdays event together with my closest friends. The club is not too packed for us to dance and get our drinks without too many hassles. PLUS! There is Amateur Strip Show (ASS) hosted by our favorite Lady Chablis.

It was perfect timing that my Pinoy (Filipino) Bakla's (Gays) have planned to hang out at my place and chill with food and drinks. Even though I'm bummed that I missed Thirsty Thursdays, Thirsty Thursdays was sent to me. Haha!

They brought some DiGiorno for dinner and some Chicken.

We chilled in my living room with some Vodka and some Volleyball action on my DVR!

Hopefully I get better soon. I hate being sick and hopefully this is it for my flu season sickness. I've paid my dues and hopefully NO MORE! As soon as that free flu shot at work comes out, I'll be first in line.

Miss Universe 2011 Paper Dolls

Miss Universe 2011 Top 5 Realness!

Miss Universe 2011 Top 5 Paper Dolls Realness!

Saw this on Facebook and thought whoever made this has so much time and love to beauty pageants. 

I LOVE IT!!!

Check out the rest of the beauty pageant paper dolls here.

Jade Richards X-Factor UK - Someone Like You by Adele

The X-Factor mania is all over the internet. Whatever country you are from whether you have X-Factor is playing in your country or not, you are probably loving the show.

Saw this on Facebook and my heart melted. Adele is one of my favorite artist ever and this girl, Jade Richards killed it singing Someone like you by Adele on the UK X-Factor.

♥♥♥

Valentin Chmerkovskiy on DWTS

I've been following Dancing with the Stars probably since it started. And it is no denying that they have a lot of hotties on that show, Pro dancers or the Stars.

One that Hollywood and probably a lot of fans have been hot for is Maksim Chmerkovskiy. I totally agree with this not until his brother Valentin Chmerkovskiy came in.

The Dancing with the Stars premier was tonight and my jaw dropped when I saw Val. I mean I've seen him dance in the show before on gusting but more of Val this season works for me.

Lame screenshots down below but it's the most I can do for now...

saw this pic on google images and thought it was HOT!

SO ADORABLE!

I can always trust my iPhone for capturing the best moments ever. haha!

Are you Team Maks or Team Val?

Do you think Val is HOTTER than his brother Maksim?